I want some coffee.

Machine is broke.

Duct tape don’t fix it all.

The part is $20.

30 minutes to find it online.

$8 shipping.

ROI just ain’t there.

Duct tape don’t fix it all.

I’m working on code at midnight.

I want some coffee.

Machine is broke.

Duct tape don’t fix it all.

Tires are bald.

New car is 13 years old.

Let’s call ’em racing slicks.

I want some coffee.

Machine is broke.

Duct tape don’t fix it all.

I’m the IT guy.

I’m the social media maven.

I’m the production VP.

I NEED SOME STINKIN’ COFFEE.

MACHINE IS BROKE.

DUCT TAPE DON’T FIX IT ALL.

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